This is the longest title I have on my blog. Just re-emphasising how path breaking the content of this blog is.
Everyone knows the most important rule in the Hindi movie industry: “the right name will win you the game”.
It was this belief that led to everyone naming themselves ‘Kumar’ in the 60s and 70s, then came the ‘Khanna’ (Rajesh, Vinod) trend for a brief while, and ofcourse the 90s has been dominated by the ‘Khan’ magic.
Notice the dominance of the ‘K’ factor in the surnames? I bet you knew about movie and serial names having the K-fixation, but it seems that ‘K’ runs deeper than we all believed (if you still think it’s a mere coincidence, let me remind you of the ‘Kapoors”!)
But this post is not about the K-factor in the industry. Neither is it on how you could go on to become a legend if you did NOT have a ‘K’ in your name (AB, Mithun, Dev Anand…).
This post is on how you have no hope in HELL, if you HAVE a particular name!
That’s right people, I have identified the ‘anti-K’.
A name that spells doom and abject failure in Hindi movies. A name that will drag you down with its cursed weight. A name that you must avoid, if you want to be the next star of the silver screen.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the anti-K: Its BEDI!
Let me run you through the curse of Bedi:
Mandira Bedi – first movie super-duper hit, then nothing. Unless you count “Shaadi Ke Laddoo” as something.
Monica Bedi – we all know THAT story.
Pooja Bedi – great debut with JJWS, then some feeble attempt at being Vishkanya, then oblivion….
Sapna Bedi – works with Ajay Devgan in Itihaas – A love story. Then became itihaas.
It’s not restricted to the women alone.
Rajat Bedi, once poised to be the new Angry Young Man, did a couple of semi hit movies and then disappeared.
Angad Bedi, started with Kaya Taran and then disappeared.
Manek Bedi, son of director Narendar Bedi, touted as the fresh new face of Indian cinema, did a few movies and then nothing.
Rakesh Bedi – has acted in numerous movies, but is still remembered for his role in “Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi”.
Adam Bedi – Son of the original Big Daddy Bedi – worked in Charas which blew away like a puff of smoke and now is hoping that Strings (Prakash Jha’s next) will work for him.
The only Bedi who has bucked the trend to some extent is Kabir. But if you were to sit down, and objectively look at his career, for the looks, presence, and voice combo he has, he really did not achieved much.
Who knows, if he was called Kabir Kumar, he might have been a superstar!
And here is the final proof: The one person who did drop Bedi from his name, went on to become one of the most celebrated actors in the industry – Gopal Bedi AKA the (in)famous villain Ranjeet!
So there you have it people, my evening thought of the day. A deep analysis into what will definitely NOT work in the industry.
BEDI – the anti-K, you heard it here first.
Friday, October 26, 2007
The anti-'K' factor, or what NOT to have in your name if you want success in movies......
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Welcome back... thought I cannot lay claim to knowing more than half of the Bedis to mentioned - your awareness of them is amazing (and a little scary)
I knew the women but all those men? And you know Ranjeet's real name?
You are a little awe-inspiring, aren't you?
*Backs away in awe*
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What high ended research, I like Sue, have never heard of 90 percent of the men!This post along with your quiz on movie trivia will surely put you at the top of the very few authentic film dissectionists that we have in this country. My dear man, you have found yourself a second calling, keep at it!
okay - I cant decide between you and Dipta as to who should get the 'most jobless' award.
but that also might be because i am completely in awe with the bollywood trivia you two toss around...
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A bit late in the day but...
Kabir Bedi is actually proof that Bedi negates even a K in the name. A certified hunk, baritone voice, great body - and all he is known for is that his wife ran naked on the streets of Bombay!
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