The first time I had a near death experience is when my friend Harendranath Guha lunged violently for my throat after I announced to the gang that we should call him HaGu (the crude Bengali word for shit).
I thought it was a pretty smart idea and before the brain could process all the implications of bobbitising Harry’s (yes, that’s what we settled on later) name, I eagerly proposed my big idea of the day, only to see my dear friend flying through the air and wrap his cold thin fingers around my neck.
Names are a funny thing. Some people have power names, like 'Samrat Khosla' or 'Abhishek Singhania', these names exude power. Some names are intrinsically weak, like 'Khogen Das'. And some names are not even names, they are just some noise that we make …like Puru..
Then there is me – Soumava Sengupta.. a hugely tongue twisting, spit inducing name.. which over a period of time my well-wishers shortened to Shome. I am happy now..
Our film industry is going through a name crisis as we speak. Sometime, Someone named it Bollywood, and the name stuck. 
It had a nice ring to it and life was good. Infact other film industries around the country and sub-continent followed the same principles of nomenclature. Tollygunj in Calcutta called itself Tollywood and the Pakistani Film industry based out of Lahore referred to itself as Lollywood…
But recently many in the filmy fraternity have been objecting to this name. The BigB once said that it was derogatory and insulting. Most of the younger lot usually say “Hindi Film Industry” or “The Indian Film Industry”. Eyebrows get raised if you use the B word in any forum or in the presence of the stars.
So Bollywood is not acceptable anymore and we have to find a new name. I propose a new name finding mission because saying “The Indian Film Industry” or ‘The Hindi Movie Industry” is a pain, and sounds more pretentious than Sushmita Sen and Simi Garehwal combined.
So what are the options?
Hmmm…. This is tough…Hollywood had it easy. That’s the name of the city and all it does is make movies, so it’s like synonymous with the US film industry. Mumbai does much more than just make movies. We can’t name the film industry after the city. So that’s one option eliminated.
I like elimination as a process of selection.
Ok here’s some freewheeling…
Mumbai-o-scope ~nah! too convoluted~
Filmistan ~nice, but it was the name of some studio~
Mayanagar ~good choice~
Mayapur ~is a 1000+ village in MP.. aaarrrggghhh~
Cine City ~cooolllll I am getting better~
Filmville ~too American… buck up Shome~
Filmpuri ~Indian, but very clumsy~
Cinestan ~hmmmm… not cool~
Mayanagar Mumbai ~has potential, needs working~
Well, basically I think we can shed this Bollywood tag if we want to. I am not in the creative line, but I know there are some really sharp people in there who can do this. So this thread is a call to action to all you creative types.
I would also yell ‘jaago’ to the film fraternity. You are the ones most affected by this and You are in the creative line. Sit together and come up with something!
For a country which prides itself on renaming stuff, we might as well pool our resources and come up with something for nee of the few places whose name almost everyone wants to change.
If anyone here has some good options, please suggest…
Who knows, the way things are going for India, we might see Hollywood renamed Hollypur soon…. Now that’s a day I will wait eagerly for.
Friday, December 14, 2007
The Name Game...
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Does it matter? Some of the films we churn out should not belong to any industry :)
Umm, your poor friend!!
It matters my friend, it matters for nowadays we are also churning out some films that I am proud of and it is also a very successful industry churning out millions and it touches the lives of millions in away that Hollywood never be able to. Sitting in the south of this country where they take their cinema and film stars very seriously I can feel the importance of this whole thing and being known as Bollywood in downright disgusting I cringe everytime the word is used, these Americans want to Americanize everything, I think the term was first used in a derogatory sense when too many films were being made that were a fame by frame copy of some Hollywood flick. We have come a long way since and I think it is high time that some other name is thought of.
My dear brother from mere moomlight (soumava= Som or moon+ abha or light) you have transformed into the moon (Shom) itself good progress my boy.
The name of the film industry should not indicate where the films are made but the content of these films that appeal to all- the dance the music the drama that is very Indian. All the best in your quest.
You are tagged so please act accordingly as soon as you can.
the term "bollywood" was coined by an intrepid journalist back in the 1990s and unfortunately, it stuck. Big B, Kamal Hasan, etc. were always opposed to it and now Gen-Y actors are trying to act politically correct (or pretending to be smart). give me a break! since when was "bollywood" ever harmful to these celebs except that it was a rip off from hollywood?? even Hollywood actors don't agree with their name.. it's just a name of a town in California and doesn't represent the American movie industry in its entirety.
I think it's too late for a name change (though i admire your valient efforts) and movie folks should stick to doing what they know best: making movies. until another intrepid journalist comes along... :)
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err. i dont think the rest of of the world will catch up.
Its going to be Bollywood forever. lol they STILL call indian cities by their former names. which i like btw.
First we need to make at least 50% original movies. Most of our movies (90% maybe?!) are rip-offs of hollywood movies. That's why the name Bollywood. You see there is a valid reason to this name.
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